Friday, November 11, 2011
how about some more cheese?
Isaiah: "Oh, we ate it all so I threw the can away."
Me: "There was still a LOT of cheese in that can and you ate ALL of it??"
Meanwhile, Gracie is losing her hand down a bag of shredded cheese in the living room....seriously, what's the deal with my kids and cheese. Anyhooo.....so I proceeded to get the can out of the trash can to make sure it was empty, because surely they couldn't have ate that much cheese, right?? As I picked up the empty can, I said,
"Well....if you don't poop for a week, we'll know why."
With their eyes huge and glassed over in disbelief, they asked why.
"Because eating a lot of cheese makes you constipated. And constipated means your poop gets really hard and you can't get it out."
Benjamin just stared back in disbelief and didn't utter a word.
Isaiah replied: "That's okay mommy, I'll be okay...I can just push it out."
(coming from the child who poops money)